You probably know the drill by now. (And it shall pierce the heavens.)

[splinterself]

Hey! I’m Red, and I’m bringing you Dirk from Homestuck.

It’s hard to describe him. He’s the spawn of an ectobiologist’s...fondest dream, I guess, family being a complicated deal with this canon. He’s a bit of a trickster, especially when armed with puppets or robots. Acts as a therapist to his canonmates...or maybe he’s the one who needs the help? Whatever. He’s also possibly going to attain godhead as the Prince of Heart in canon, but since it won’t happen here so I guess it doesn’t matter.

He’ll also probably enjoy unraveling the mysteries - both technological and gnostic - of The World. Since Aura isn’t here for the latter, I guess that means the...Anguished One for all things gnostalgic? (I love the fact there’s a Devil Survivor 2 crew, on that note. Heck, I love 9/10ths of the stuff here.)

As can be testified by other people...assuming they remember...I’ve been looking at various forms of Holy Relic for a long while. Back in the day I was all set to app in Ouka from .hack, actually, but I wasn’t enough of a gumshoe to track down scans of the manga. Ah, well, it happens. And hey, I’m finally in.

I’m looking forward to trolling and generally bringing terror to my canonmates and fondly tagging everyone else. And I'm probably going to leave it at that because crap, if I don't get moving soon I'll be late for work.

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[mercuryangel]

Careful you don't enable a Rainbow Dash, now.

Anyway, I'm Awe and I'm the guy who plays the Anguished One, but I also play this girl and a certain pirate from FF5.

Nice to meet you Red!

[splinterself]

I'm curious to see if anyone would pony up a pony, now.

Both excellent choices. The most classic FF muse I currently have in a game is Setzer, but Faris is absolutely badass and really made FF5 for me. As for Golden Sun, I never got around to playing her, but I had vague thoughts of trying out Sveta. (Dark Dawn and not GS/GSTLA, but you know what I mean.)

[eightofseven]

I refuse to be the first player to use a pony in this game. That said, I do have a Twilight account.

I do know Dark Dawn a bit better than the first two games, actually.

[splinterself]

You should brony it up with pride.

Okay. It's my new mission to get ponies for Holy Relic. And an Airi. And I'd say canonmates for myself, but I gotta continue the theme and find people whose names either start with J or R, and that could make things tough.

JOHN EGBERT IS PLAYED BY TOM HARDY

[forging]

HI RED.

I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AT ALL.

[splinterself]

HI JULYA.

IT'S THE GLASSES. HE CAPTURES JOHN SO WELL.

[forging]

SO WHAT'S UP RED.

IT'S UNCANNY HOW WELL THEY MATCH.

[splinterself]

Was late for work, but besides that nada.

[lookslikemomo]

Hello, Red! I'm Rika and I'm going to work on making you love that 1/10th of HR that's left over! ;D

I play this guy here from Tramps Like Us, and Hiroto from Inazuma Eleven! Welcome to the game and I hope you enjoy your time here <3

[splinterself]

It's not from a lack of love, man, I just really wanted to play the Inazuma Eleven games but can't quite bring myself to import them in from Europe via eBay. It's like...I even checked out the local import stores and they're like, "Sorry, no." I know they've got an anime, but it's not the same! *sob*

[lookslikemomo]

Hnnghgn I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS! I want a copy of the game, too. Emulators just don't cut it :c It's not fair that Europe gets a localization that's so hard to get your hands on u__u You should watch the anime anyway!

[hoperaider]

lol So I was right in chat last night. :D;;

[splinterself]

Yeah, that somehow didn't escape my notice either. Could you be a bro and predict us getting money next?

[hoperaider]

I'm not a Seer, I'm a fucking Page. Go bug Rose.

[tank_sniper]

HEY IT'S YOU and....

Ou.....ka.....?!! Why didn't you try harder to make that happen]

[splinterself]

Because of an ancient prophecy which states that I would bring doom upon any game in which I kne someone from Hub. It was a difficult sacrifice I made, but it's for the best, really.

[tank_sniper]

...Hm.

That doesn't bode well then.

[lavenderglasses]

ouka ;A; and dirk. sahfgsahjk hi i love you.

also hi red! i am kelly and i'm playing Saralegui here from Kyo Kara Maoh, as well as KAworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[splinterself]

Let me approve of your taste as well! I haven't read Kyo Kara Maoh (isn't that a light novel or am I getting things mixed up?) but I've totally watched NGE. I used to have a Unit 00 which I put in ballet poses, actually...now I'm kinda wondering what happened to it.

[lavenderglasses]

KKM is indeed a light novel series that was made into an anime! The light novels aren't available anywhere in english beyond a few bits fans have translated around the internet, however, so I'm playing from the anime version (and there's a fairly significant difference too, since from when I've heard, Sara has a twin brother in the novel version...).

And ahskfjhsajgfkas jealously, I want some Eva Unit models but I never find any at cons...

[reified]

Hey there, Red! 'm Yun, and I play this fabulous jerkass (Apollo, from Olimpos), the other guy that can do the windy thing (Ivan, from Golden Sun) and a shota-bait soccer-playing hair-flipper (Aphrodi, from Inazuma Eleven).

'm super pumped to see you join our ranks! I'm actually kind of canon-blind to Homestuck (and I might be one of the only ones around who can say this kasjsfdlk) but I'm looking forward to tagging and stalking shenanigans!

Random icon give me something good--

[splinterself]

Is the god only telling the truth still in play, or did that get nerfed in Holy Relic? If its still there and Apollo needs to make a statement about Homestuck, I'll totally help with any canon related whatnot.

Man, also, laud on the Golden Sun thing too.



...and am I the only one seeing icon display errors? What the hell, DW, I trusted you.

[takingyouhome]

Hello! I'm Amber and I play Rena here from Crazypsychomurder Children: The Series Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Ultimate Trap Kirino Ranmaru from Inazuma Eleven GO, and Raine Sage from Tales of Symphonia! I'm really looking forward to tagging with you~ Dirk's one of my favorites, hee~

[splinterself]

Oh my god, Raine, I have a Genis account. We absolutely must harass each other in a meme at some point.

[takingyouhome]

Oh my god yes. YEEEEES.