You probably know the drill by now. (And it shall pierce the heavens.)

[splinterself]

Hey! I’m Red, and I’m bringing you Dirk from Homestuck.

It’s hard to describe him. He’s the spawn of an ectobiologist’s...fondest dream, I guess, family being a complicated deal with this canon. He’s a bit of a trickster, especially when armed with puppets or robots. Acts as a therapist to his canonmates...or maybe he’s the one who needs the help? Whatever. He’s also possibly going to attain godhead as the Prince of Heart in canon, but since it won’t happen here so I guess it doesn’t matter.

He’ll also probably enjoy unraveling the mysteries - both technological and gnostic - of The World. Since Aura isn’t here for the latter, I guess that means the...Anguished One for all things gnostalgic? (I love the fact there’s a Devil Survivor 2 crew, on that note. Heck, I love 9/10ths of the stuff here.)

As can be testified by other people...assuming they remember...I’ve been looking at various forms of Holy Relic for a long while. Back in the day I was all set to app in Ouka from .hack, actually, but I wasn’t enough of a gumshoe to track down scans of the manga. Ah, well, it happens. And hey, I’m finally in.

I’m looking forward to trolling and generally bringing terror to my canonmates and fondly tagging everyone else. And I'm probably going to leave it at that because crap, if I don't get moving soon I'll be late for work.

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[mercuryangel]

Careful you don't enable a Rainbow Dash, now.

Anyway, I'm Awe and I'm the guy who plays the Anguished One, but I also play this girl and a certain pirate from FF5.

Nice to meet you Red!

JOHN EGBERT IS PLAYED BY TOM HARDY

[forging]

HI RED.

[splinterself]

I'm curious to see if anyone would pony up a pony, now.

Both excellent choices. The most classic FF muse I currently have in a game is Setzer, but Faris is absolutely badass and really made FF5 for me. As for Golden Sun, I never got around to playing her, but I had vague thoughts of trying out Sveta. (Dark Dawn and not GS/GSTLA, but you know what I mean.)

[lookslikemomo]

Hello, Red! I'm Rika and I'm going to work on making you love that 1/10th of HR that's left over! ;D

I play this guy here from Tramps Like Us, and Hiroto from Inazuma Eleven! Welcome to the game and I hope you enjoy your time here <3

I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AT ALL.

[splinterself]

HI JULYA.

[splinterself]

It's not from a lack of love, man, I just really wanted to play the Inazuma Eleven games but can't quite bring myself to import them in from Europe via eBay. It's like...I even checked out the local import stores and they're like, "Sorry, no." I know they've got an anime, but it's not the same! *sob*

[lookslikemomo]

Hnnghgn I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS! I want a copy of the game, too. Emulators just don't cut it :c It's not fair that Europe gets a localization that's so hard to get your hands on u__u You should watch the anime anyway!

IT'S THE GLASSES. HE CAPTURES JOHN SO WELL.

[forging]

SO WHAT'S UP RED.

[splinterself]

Exactly, plus I like Level-5 so there's a sense of, "Why are you making it so hard to let me give you money?"

I'll likely cave eventually. One of these days. If nothing else, I want context for the aliens I heard about.

IT'S UNCANNY HOW WELL THEY MATCH.

[splinterself]

Was late for work, but besides that nada.

[hoperaider]

lol So I was right in chat last night. :D;;

[splinterself]

Yeah, that somehow didn't escape my notice either. Could you be a bro and predict us getting money next?

[hoperaider]

I'm not a Seer, I'm a fucking Page. Go bug Rose.

[splinterself]

Not much of a fucking Page, judging from canon, but of you say so...

But come on, untapped potential. Start tapping it, unless you need help with that...?

[hoperaider]

idk, Memory Dirk did say he has a graphic imagination....

That depends entirely on what help you're offering.

[splinterself]

Yeah, but there's a difference between the Land of Heat and Action and the Land of Cerulean and Spheres, if you get my drift.

Dunno, I'm not sure, but I think tapping that potential requires an open mind, a willingness to experiment, and multiple approaches, some more forceful than others.

[tank_sniper]

HEY IT'S YOU and....

Ou.....ka.....?!! Why didn't you try harder to make that happen]

[splinterself]

Because of an ancient prophecy which states that I would bring doom upon any game in which I kne someone from Hub. It was a difficult sacrifice I made, but it's for the best, really.

[tank_sniper]

...Hm.

That doesn't bode well then.

[splinterself]

Yeah. Plus, gumshoe, scans, but mainly the really noble sacrifice thing.

[tank_sniper]

Because Red is totally the noblest soul.

[splinterself]

Exactly! Nick my veins and I'll ooze liquid virtue.

[lavenderglasses]

ouka ;A; and dirk. sahfgsahjk hi i love you.

also hi red! i am kelly and i'm playing Saralegui here from Kyo Kara Maoh, as well as KAworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[reified]

Hey there, Red! 'm Yun, and I play this fabulous jerkass (Apollo, from Olimpos), the other guy that can do the windy thing (Ivan, from Golden Sun) and a shota-bait soccer-playing hair-flipper (Aphrodi, from Inazuma Eleven).

'm super pumped to see you join our ranks! I'm actually kind of canon-blind to Homestuck (and I might be one of the only ones around who can say this kasjsfdlk) but I'm looking forward to tagging and stalking shenanigans!

Random icon give me something good--

[splinterself]

Let me approve of your taste as well! I haven't read Kyo Kara Maoh (isn't that a light novel or am I getting things mixed up?) but I've totally watched NGE. I used to have a Unit 00 which I put in ballet poses, actually...now I'm kinda wondering what happened to it.