You probably know the drill by now. (And it shall pierce the heavens.)

[splinterself]

Hey! I’m Red, and I’m bringing you Dirk from Homestuck.

It’s hard to describe him. He’s the spawn of an ectobiologist’s...fondest dream, I guess, family being a complicated deal with this canon. He’s a bit of a trickster, especially when armed with puppets or robots. Acts as a therapist to his canonmates...or maybe he’s the one who needs the help? Whatever. He’s also possibly going to attain godhead as the Prince of Heart in canon, but since it won’t happen here so I guess it doesn’t matter.

He’ll also probably enjoy unraveling the mysteries - both technological and gnostic - of The World. Since Aura isn’t here for the latter, I guess that means the...Anguished One for all things gnostalgic? (I love the fact there’s a Devil Survivor 2 crew, on that note. Heck, I love 9/10ths of the stuff here.)

As can be testified by other people...assuming they remember...I’ve been looking at various forms of Holy Relic for a long while. Back in the day I was all set to app in Ouka from .hack, actually, but I wasn’t enough of a gumshoe to track down scans of the manga. Ah, well, it happens. And hey, I’m finally in.

I’m looking forward to trolling and generally bringing terror to my canonmates and fondly tagging everyone else. And I'm probably going to leave it at that because crap, if I don't get moving soon I'll be late for work.

Comments

[splinterself]

Yeah, that somehow didn't escape my notice either. Could you be a bro and predict us getting money next?

[hoperaider]

I'm not a Seer, I'm a fucking Page. Go bug Rose.

[splinterself]

Not much of a fucking Page, judging from canon, but of you say so...

But come on, untapped potential. Start tapping it, unless you need help with that...?

[hoperaider]

idk, Memory Dirk did say he has a graphic imagination....

That depends entirely on what help you're offering.

[splinterself]

Yeah, but there's a difference between the Land of Heat and Action and the Land of Cerulean and Spheres, if you get my drift.

Dunno, I'm not sure, but I think tapping that potential requires an open mind, a willingness to experiment, and multiple approaches, some more forceful than others.

[hoperaider]

...I don't even have a retort for that. Fuck.

But what if he's not ready yet? D:

[splinterself]

Don't worry, if he's not ready I have the four most frightening words to respond with in the English language: I have a plan. Trust me.

[hoperaider]

Dirk, if you say that to Jake, he's going to be praying that something good and nice comes out of this instead of trolling and fuck you's.

[splinterself]

For the record I cackled IRL.

[hoperaider]

DIRK WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS I MEAN REALLY?

[splinterself]

If I get fired 'cause of you...

[hoperaider]

Well I'll love you always 'cause I wanna be with you and make believe with you. And live in

Harmony

Harmony

OH LOVE

[splinterself]

....

[splinterself]

...I think the worst part is that I was going to rework the lyrics so they're Homestuck appropriate, got up to

Open your eyes, I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

and now I can't unsee Jake as the singer.

[hoperaider]

Spoilers: Jake's dead. Oops.

[splinterself]

It's a Homestuck occupational hazard. Also, get the fuck on AIM.

[hoperaider]

True. Alright, alright, jeeeeeeeeeeez!