test drive meme

[chims]

the test drive meme

It's a new day in The World, and a special quest is abound. But wait, the players cry! The game isn't open yet! Shush you, the GMs warned. This is only a test drive meme. The game is simple. You've woken up in a lush field of grass, soft to the touch and a little damp with dew. Spring has reached The World, and there's a randomized checklist in your hand. Your goal is to catch five of the Lucky Animals bounding about, and it's perfectly fine to work together. In fact, we encourage it! Collect them all and deposit them in a pen where the GMs await. There's plenty for everyone, but they will be watching closely for cheaters. Any items won in this pre-game minigame will carry over once holyrelic opens, so get your limited edition item set today! Magnificent prizes await you, so go forth! Just beware; some of the Lucky Animals aren't really so lucky and have their own side effects. (All participants who apply will receive a mochi hat of the player's choosing. They can be either small (think mini tophats) or large (like a harvest cleric's hat) and any of the three colors, with any variety of accessories. All participants who finish the quest will earn a spring-themed beginner item set! It will include one weapon and a bonus item set with five restoratives, five randomized buff spells, and five randomized food items.)

Comments

[inhearts]

A Nue. [ Offers the list out to Roy so he can see the pretty pictures-- ] It's definitely much cuter than what I thought it'd look like.

[greatcleavage]

[Taking that list.] Hey, it kind of is. It's a nice change from "Dire" everything.

Okay, let's try over there. [Monkeys live in trees, right? So he's pointing in the direction of a couple trees.]

[inhearts]

Okay! [ She walks closer, peering around for a Nue. There's something there but it doesn't look like the animal they're looking for. ]

[greatcleavage]

Hmmm....

[Roy, being the one with armor and a weapon, takes the point to go over and get a look.]

[inhearts]

[ Surprise, it's a Two-Tailed Fox! Is it on the list? ]

[greatcleavage]

[Foolishly, Roy pauses to check.]

That's odd, I don't see this one....

[inhearts]

Watch out! [ When she sees the creature move towards them, her knee-jerk reaction is a 'oh, crap'; not even thinking, she moves forward, naginata appearing in hand, and knocks the fox backwards with one smooth swing.

But the fox seems unharmed! In fact, it's coming for them again-- ]

[greatcleavage]

Why did she even draw a weapon if she was just going to kick it?

[Nevertheless, he draws his sword himself and moves forward to interpose himself between the girl and the fox.]

Leave her alone! If it's a fight you want, then you'll have to get past ME to get it from her! And I'm itching for something to move through a threatened space!

[inhearts]

[ Minako turns to Roy, surprised.

But nope, Roy, the fox keeps coming! You'd best do something before it does something to you. ]

[greatcleavage]

[Well, he can't say he didn't warn it!]

[Roy steps up, draws his sword back, then

[greatcleavage]

[Well, he can't say he didn't warn it!]

[Roy steps up, draws his sword back, then swings it full strength to strike the fox with the flat of his blade. He doesn't want to kill it! Just knock it out!]

[inhearts]

[ It's knocked backwards, but definitely unhurt. It scrambles back up and then turns to flee. ]

Looks like they attack too.

[greatcleavage]

It must have thought we were being hostile. Well, I wasn't trying to hurt it too badly... I wonder why it didn't run away though.

[inhearts]

It didn't look like a Shadow, and Shadows don't usually run away either.

[greatcleavage]

You've fought Shadows before??

[Roy, of course, is thinking of the kind of Shadow HE knows.]

[inhearts]

Yeah, I -- my friends and I are fighting them. Or... I was, until I found myself here. If you don't mind me asking, how did you find out about the Shadows, Roy-san?

[greatcleavage]

They're pretty common undead, and I do a lot of undead-fighting. Not by choice.

[inhearts]

...Zombies?

[greatcleavage]

Those too. Zombie, ghouls, ghasts... My enemy is a lich, with an evil cleric working for him. [His knuckles tighten on the hilt of his sword.]

[inhearts]

We're probably not talking about the same Shadows! I don't think she's a lich. [ Beat. ] Or a cleric.

[greatcleavage]

Wait, your shadows are also people? Is this some prestige class with an overdramatic name?

[inhearts]

No, Shadows aren't people. They're demons. [ The...easiest explanation anyway. ] 'She' is their mother and the final enemy. We were going to prepare for the last battle but... [ She indicates their surroundings. ]

[greatcleavage]

Clearly, not the same shadows as I was thinking about. Wait, you've been fighting an epic campaign against a great evil too?

I mean, I guess I shouldn't judge by looks, but you seem a bit young for it.

[inhearts]

It can't be helped. Not everyone knows about the Shadows. Besides, I think we've been doing a great job!

[greatcleavage]

Oh, a "we must do it because no one else knows or understands the threat" thing. That's a better reason for adventuring then... well... some I've heard...