we need a new wagon by this point

[deniability]

Late intro, whoops. HI I'm Elle! I joined 1. to troll LA and 2. because yes game mechanics RP come to me. For your pleasure I bring another villain! This is Hitei from the anime series Katanagatari. She's a conniving, alarmingly cheerful young lady with a sharp tongue and a habit of hiring creepy ninja bodyguards and breaking your plans into tiny pieces, who has been turned into a Macabre Dancer in the World, so now she can debuff you physically as well as mentally.

Her speciality is information-gathering and backseat assassinating, but she seems pretty harmless if you talk to her. HAVE FUN.

You can reach me at evildoers or evildoers or Got Materia on AIM, but I'm most likely to reply via plurk because I have that on my phone. Okay? Okay. ♥ I look forward to meeting you all.

Comments

[eightdevilsallaround]

but you can't app in to troll me i apped in to troll jamie! DX

[deniability]

it's one big happy troll family okay

[eightdevilsallaround]

Now someone has to app in to troll you and it can be trollception. :|

[deniability]

WORKING ON IT

[apropergent]

... GDIT, I should have apped a PK instead of two Heroes. 8T

HI, ELLE, WELCOME TO THE GAME, I'M KUU AND I PLAY TWO losers HEROES WHO JUST HAD THEIR 20TH AND 25TH ANNIVERSARY LAST YEAR! Welcome to the game within a game with game characters! 8>a

[deniability]

It's cool it's cool DO YOUR HEROES FEEL LIKE PROTECTING A POOR UNGUARDED PRINCESS........ read: can they be manipulated

HI KUU 8>b NICE TO MEET YOU

[apropergent]

Well. One's... Link. 8'> Sonic'll be really hard to fool, but feel free to pull Link around because he just. Princesses. 8((((((

[deniability]

Aww Link. I'm sorry all of your princesses get kidnapped and frozen in blocks of magical crystalline power. Hitei will try her best not to do that.

[apropergent]

WELL, THERE WAS MIDNA WHO JUST... KINDA GOT HERSELF KILLED(?!) AT THE END. Q____Q

But Link appreciates the sentiment of not getting your soul stolen and forcing him to traverse over, under and through the world to reclaim it. v_v

[deniability]

It's okay. Emonzaemon, Hitei's last warrior bodyguard, got himself killed in the final battle too. They can trade stories of their partners making stupid sacrifices for them.

[apropergent]

bawww what a story to share. 8( And then Link accidentally butchers the pronounciation of their names. I... I thought that was a digimon when I first read it because I wasn't paying attention. oops?

[deniability]

he might as well be. don't worry it took me so long to remember how to spell his name just now. ;n;

[lavenderglasses]

>conniving
>cheerful
>blonde
>creepy ninja bodyguards
>macabre dancer


hi twin

[lavenderglasses]

by which i mean HI ELLE. I'm Kelly and I just play this jerk. Hitei sounds like a lot of fun, I look forward to playing with you! :>

[deniability]

hi twin does this make us friends or enemies.



HI KELLY THE FEELING IS HIGHLY MUTUAL 8>

[lavenderglasses]

this could go either way really