test drive meme

[chims]

the test drive meme

It's a new day in The World, and a special quest is abound. But wait, the players cry! The game isn't open yet! Shush you, the GMs warned. This is only a test drive meme. The game is simple. You've woken up in a lush field of grass, soft to the touch and a little damp with dew. Spring has reached The World, and there's a randomized checklist in your hand. Your goal is to catch five of the Lucky Animals bounding about, and it's perfectly fine to work together. In fact, we encourage it! Collect them all and deposit them in a pen where the GMs await. There's plenty for everyone, but they will be watching closely for cheaters. Any items won in this pre-game minigame will carry over once holyrelic opens, so get your limited edition item set today! Magnificent prizes await you, so go forth! Just beware; some of the Lucky Animals aren't really so lucky and have their own side effects. (All participants who apply will receive a mochi hat of the player's choosing. They can be either small (think mini tophats) or large (like a harvest cleric's hat) and any of the three colors, with any variety of accessories. All participants who finish the quest will earn a spring-themed beginner item set! It will include one weapon and a bonus item set with five restoratives, five randomized buff spells, and five randomized food items.)

Comments

[benevolence]

[if it wasn't for the fact that the High Wolf makes a rather sharp turn to head back in the direction it had been running? Amaterasu would never have noticed that the Lucky Animal and she was being followed.

but she goes to make the turn as well and, well...

where the High Wolf is able to dash between Minako's legs and get a clear getaway? not so much for the big, white one! hope you got some fast reflexes, Minako, or else there's going to be comedy shenanigans in the form of: attempts to jump over but, oh no, a failure!!! and, thus, accidentally running flying into another person! will be happening.]

[inhearts]

[ Minako's reflexes are pretty okay! Unfortunately, she's paying more attention to the little wolf than the big one and trying to catch it is a go -- except it's too fast and she definitely doesn't see the big shadow about to land on her... ]

[benevolence]

[--and the collision occurs in what could only be called the longest slow motion moment in life

but, hey, at least the wolf didn't wind up landing on her butt first? that would have been all sorts of awkward all around.]

[inhearts]

[ That's something to be thankful for! For the sake of the girl sprawled on the floor under you, let's hope you're not too heavy! ] Oww... [ She coughs, then tries to peer backwards, ignoring the parts of her that are screaming ow ow ow. ]

[benevolence]

[she's a fatass, of course she's heavy she's probably as heavy as any dog of her size should be, if with a little more weight thanks to her bottomless pit of a stomach.

with a whine, she sits up. front paws at either side of Minako's shoulders while her big butt is somewhere on the middle of her. that hurt! but at least the cushioning was soft - better than landing on ground or some armor clad monster at least.

peering down, Amaterasu barks. you okay there, girl?]

[inhearts]

[ The cushion girl is still alive! She's probably in a bit of pain, though.

And she's been hanging around Koro-chan long enough to know there are different kinds of barks. ]

Wolf-san, can you get off me please? [ She doesn't know why she's speaking, but she does -- and she tries to twist her body to say the same. ]