test drive meme

[chims]

the test drive meme

It's a new day in The World, and a special quest is abound. But wait, the players cry! The game isn't open yet! Shush you, the GMs warned. This is only a test drive meme. The game is simple. You've woken up in a lush field of grass, soft to the touch and a little damp with dew. Spring has reached The World, and there's a randomized checklist in your hand. Your goal is to catch five of the Lucky Animals bounding about, and it's perfectly fine to work together. In fact, we encourage it! Collect them all and deposit them in a pen where the GMs await. There's plenty for everyone, but they will be watching closely for cheaters. Any items won in this pre-game minigame will carry over once holyrelic opens, so get your limited edition item set today! Magnificent prizes await you, so go forth! Just beware; some of the Lucky Animals aren't really so lucky and have their own side effects. (All participants who apply will receive a mochi hat of the player's choosing. They can be either small (think mini tophats) or large (like a harvest cleric's hat) and any of the three colors, with any variety of accessories. All participants who finish the quest will earn a spring-themed beginner item set! It will include one weapon and a bonus item set with five restoratives, five randomized buff spells, and five randomized food items.)

Comments

[shiningascent]

[Well, it's an animal, and it's funny looking, and Pit's getting excited to the point of getting ahead of himself. Therefore, all Funny Animals must be on the list, right?!

In any case, hi there, Ammy! Have a winged kid throwing himself onto your lovely fuzzy back. ♥]

GOTCHA!

[benevolence]

[it was bound to happen, really; but it hadn't crossed her mind until it actually happened.

and she should have sensed that someone was coming up behind but, gosh darn, she was just a bit too full of herself over the checklist-mask she fixed up to sneak up on the critters.

Amaterasu lets out a surprised yelp at the sudden weight and makes a (failed) attempted dash. instead? she gets caught up in her own footwork and face plants. all the while with Pit on her back.]

[shiningascent]

[Pit's facefirst in all that wonderfully fluffy fur, cries muffled against it as he flails on Amaterasu's back, wings flapping and voice cracking]

Whoa! Hey! Easy there! All I want is a new bayonet, honest! That's it!

[benevolence]

[a new bayonet?

what does he take her for - one of those creatures that they're supposed to be capturing and taking to a pen?! how rude! couldn't he see the red markings on her fur? she is a god! a god!

but it's enough of a blow to her ego that all she does is grumble and cover her eyes with her paws.]