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the test drive meme

It's a new day in The World, and a special quest is abound. But wait, the players cry! The game isn't open yet! Shush you, the GMs warned. This is only a test drive meme.

The game is simple. You've woken up in a lush field of grass, soft to the touch and a little damp with dew. Spring has reached The World, and there's a randomized checklist in your hand. Your goal is to catch five of the Lucky Animals bounding about, and it's perfectly fine to work together. In fact, we encourage it!

Collect them all and deposit them in a pen where the GMs await. There's plenty for everyone, but they will be watching closely for cheaters. Any items won in this pre-game minigame will carry over once

holyrelic opens, so get your limited edition item set today!

Magnificent prizes await you, so go forth! Just beware; some of the Lucky Animals aren't really so lucky and have their own side effects.

(All participants who apply will receive a mochi hat of the player's choosing. They can be either small (think mini tophats) or large (like a harvest cleric's hat) and any of the three colors, with any variety of accessories.

All participants who finish the quest will earn a spring-themed beginner item set! It will include one weapon and a bonus item set with five restoratives, five randomized buff spells, and five randomized food items.)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[he dusts off some dirt from his pants (PANTS can you believe it?) before looking up]

... Yo, didn't see ya there! [salute] As for me... [the points at the rabbit]
He's the first one I've gotten so far. Gotta get used to running 'round like this first, y'know?

[huff!] Man, new worlds are fine and all, but a little warning about the species change would have been nice too.

[Pit is more experienced in removing pants than putting them on BUT OKAY THEN]

Species change? You mean you don't usually look like this?

[He'd concentrate more on your appearance, but Pit's always been a walk-and-talk sort of guy-- give him a moment to fire a stunning shot at a passing Gold Bird]

Hah! O-oh, I hope that's within the rules...

[Pit, Pit no. Not the hot springs]

Nah, you crazy? I'm a hedgehog. [point] All cool and blue.

[and it's okay, WE ARE ~~boys~~ MEN OF ACTION and Sonic'll just BOOSTSLIDE and kick that bird now] Gotcha!

And if it isn't, we'll just catch another one. S'not like they're too fast.

[he says as the bird just clucks and struggles in Sonic's arms. It... it's like collecting small animals for Chao. ;; ]

[I'm a hot springs expert, Sonic!!]

I feel kinda bad since he's so tiny, but... [imitating a feminine voice here-- Palutena?] But hey, if it's for a quest, we've gotta do what we've gotta do!

Or, that's what Lady Palutena would say! Let's go drop this little guy off!

[WATER BAD!!]

Way ahead of you. [and yes, Sonic's already walking towards one of the pens, unhappy bird in arms]

test drive meme

WTF i thought I pushed 'post comment'

happens to the best of us! :Db

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CLAIMING PEN 1 FOR THE NAME OF SMASH BROS EVERYWHERE