test drive meme

[chims]

the test drive meme

It's a new day in The World, and a special quest is abound. But wait, the players cry! The game isn't open yet! Shush you, the GMs warned. This is only a test drive meme. The game is simple. You've woken up in a lush field of grass, soft to the touch and a little damp with dew. Spring has reached The World, and there's a randomized checklist in your hand. Your goal is to catch five of the Lucky Animals bounding about, and it's perfectly fine to work together. In fact, we encourage it! Collect them all and deposit them in a pen where the GMs await. There's plenty for everyone, but they will be watching closely for cheaters. Any items won in this pre-game minigame will carry over once holyrelic opens, so get your limited edition item set today! Magnificent prizes await you, so go forth! Just beware; some of the Lucky Animals aren't really so lucky and have their own side effects. (All participants who apply will receive a mochi hat of the player's choosing. They can be either small (think mini tophats) or large (like a harvest cleric's hat) and any of the three colors, with any variety of accessories. All participants who finish the quest will earn a spring-themed beginner item set! It will include one weapon and a bonus item set with five restoratives, five randomized buff spells, and five randomized food items.)

Comments

[blamesfate]

Very well. [It's only after he confirms that he thinks it odd, two grown adults stalking down an odd, foxlike creature. But this is neither time nor place to question; he takes a wide path to the creature's left, one eye trained on Beatrix to match his pace with hers as they approach.

... really, how serious he is about this is almost comical.]

[blessedrose]

[ and why not, they have no other tasks set before them. She does the same as him, matching his movements on visual cues, and within minutes they're in position.

She can't help but smile at the ignominy of what they're about to do, even as she starts to move towards the creature. ]

[blamesfate]

[There really is nothing else for it, and the poor thing never had a chance. Being that the goal is directing the animal rather than laying hands on it, he maintains a firm pace, stalking forward decisively.

... and then he stops, so suddenly it seems as though he's been fixed in place by a force outside himself.]

[blessedrose]

[ whereas the creature doesn't. Beatrix glances at him for a long moment - not too long, though, because she makes a sharp movement and it rebounds off a Reflect spell with a yelp a moment later. Stunned, it's easy pickings. Animal caught, she raises an eyebrow at her frozen comrade. ]

What ails you?

[blamesfate]

[He remains still until she speaks to him, at which point he straightens—with apparent effort—and passes one hand over his eyes.] It's... nothing. I apologise. I am yet unaccustomed to this world and its creatures.

[He does not look at the animal in Beatrix's hands, his gaze directed aimlessly elsewhere.]

they're so archaic I can't even

[blessedrose]

[ she shifts her grip on the animal curled up in her arms, waiting for him to look back. ] Save your apologies for a worthier cause; there is no shame in unfamiliarity.

oh bless, also sorry for HTML fail

[blamesfate]

I suppose. [It's hardly an agreement, only an acknowledgement of her words. Now he does look to her again, and queries.] Shall we turn this one in?

np np

[blessedrose]

Aye. I won't be much use hunting the next otherwise. [ to the pens! ]

[blamesfate]

[He follows, flexing one hand over the grip of his sword—or rather, the sword which now passes as his, after he found himself here. He hesitates a moment to gaze after to Tokoh, reassuring himself that it's well, before he turns to Beatrice once more, resuming his previous posture.] What do you suggest we capture next?

[blessedrose]

[ she doesn't need to consult the list. ] I saw what I believe was a High Wolf nearby, earlier. It can't have gone far.