introducing myself because i HAVE to.

[coolness]

I am typing this in a hurry because I have a fellow Strider attempting to impersonate me if I don't do this fast enough. Hi. I'm Justin. I am your residential Dave Strider here in Holyrelic. Be kind to him as he wears woman's clothing and heals people.

For those that don't know him too well (you should probably get to remedying that), he's a chill guy who does shit for the giggles. He'll do just about anything if it's for ironic purposes and blahblahblah story in short is that he's badass and that he'll probably make conversations somewhat entertaining in his own stupid way.

Contact page and other goodies are thrown up on the actual account, so feel free to get ahold of me if my charisma keeps you hooked.

Comments

[splinterself]

True, super kawaii Justie-chan desu failed, so I'll just continue with the Slowbro theme instead.

[coolness]

you need substantial evidence for that you douchebag

[splinterself]

I already got plenty. You're slow and you're playing Dirk's bro.

[coolness]

isn't dave supposed to be the slow one?

why is this hate being directed at the mun god you're so rude

[splinterself]

Yeah, he is, but if I had just said Dave the entire bro thing wouldn't have come into play.

Also, I just gotta add that mornings? Suck.

[hoperaider]

I'M WEARING HER CLOTHES
HER SILK PANTY-HOS
WALKIN' 'ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAAAAAR

[coolness]

he doesn't have women's underwear on

nor does he have panty-hos

thigh-highs only ok

[ghostytrickster]

Why are you here. Gross.

[coolness]

DON'T YOU EYEROLL AT ME