right, second character intro

[firetrap]

HI, TALE AGAIN. I play Minako and it just occurred to me I never intro'd this boy so...!

This is Lu Xun from the popular hack and slash game Dynasty Warriors! Like his counterpart, he is also a famous person in the Three Kingdoms era of China so if your characters are history or strategies geeks (or just Chinese or something) from Earth or Earth-ish worlds, feel free to recognise his name! I encourage it, even.

In short, he's a perceptive young teen who tries his best and is quite kind unless you're facing in him in battle. Then...good luck!

And he is also not a pyromaniac! He just admires fire, that's all! /suspiciously specific denial

Comments

[dragonsjaw]

Ew, what are you doing making that face?

[firetrap]

Because I'll never get to use it otherwise.

[dragonsjaw]

DON'T USE THIS ICON EITHER.

[firetrap]

FINE. Is this safe?

[dragonsjaw]

Yes, much better. Don't give me more awful thoughts than I already have :|

[firetrap]

But awful thoughts are sometimes fun. Sometimes.

[dragonsjaw]

Don't make me upload the kissy face.

[firetrap]

Uploadituploadituploadit.

[inhearts]

Uploadituploadituploadituploadituploadituploadituploadituploadituploadit!!

-- am I not helping yet.

[dragonsjaw]

if you want me to upload it make the lighting not suck >:

[inhearts]

GET INTO SUNLIGHT, JIANG WEI

[dragonsjaw]

Secret! He's a vampire. The Twilight kind.

[inhearts]

Ohhh, I see it it now. And Zhou Yu's the werewolf, right? And then Xiao Qiao is... Nah. :|

Jiang Wei would be such a fail vampire.

[dragonsjaw]

You say that like there's something he doesn't fail at. see keywords

[inhearts]

...Point.

IT'S OKAY, KYOU-SAN. I'm sure you can top someone ... one day. One day. /headpats

[dragonsjaw]

/tops...

....

.....yeah no, I can't think of anyone.

[inhearts]

Um, Cai Wenji, Xiahou Ba... Guan Suo, but he's taken? Lu Xun? Er, Da Qiao, maybe, but she's married...

I suppose. He could top, like... Some minor NPC.

[dragonsjaw]

I am unsure he could top the ones you listed dude :| Justin Bieber Xiahou Ba manhandled him, remember? and Guan Suo is smooth...er.

Da Qiao maybe if he went for MARRIED WOMEN. But just...look at that face :|

[inhearts]

Not even some minor NPC? Him trying would be adorable though~. Or topping through force of personality. Which could work. Just. Unknowingly.

.../pinches

[dragonsjaw]

We both know he would inevitably ruin it by screaming PRIME MINISTER!!1!

[inhearts]

Kyou-san, you suck.